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Right, Alpha males are out. The Battle Arena is no more. Delta Minus males are what's in this season. Anyway, apparantly there's some kind of election going on, so I'm going to put my views across. Everyone should do one of three things:

1. Vote for the Monster Raving Loonies.

2. Be a non-conformist old-skool hardcore punk-anarchist rocker, and rebel against society. Overthrow the government, have unconventional attitudes and set up a culture in which everyone has to get crazy-wasted and be punk all the time. Even in their sleep. If they're not punk enough, they get stoned (with stones, not drugs). Drugs, sex and violence will be free; just go to your nearest pharmacist's and you'll be provided with a copious supply.

3. Become at one with nature. Roam the woods and wildernesses as one who is carefree in both heart and mind. Feel the warmth of life flood through your veins; know the spirit of nature and see it flowing through the world around you. Sniff the sweet heady air of freedom, and run through the forests untamed. Wonder at the marvel that is the Earth. And then maybe vote Monster Raving Loony.

The fourth option, colonise Mars, is sadly unavailable due to lack of atmosphere and indeed habitability.