... blong?

I've always wondered what it would be like to be crucified. In fact, I say always, what I mean is I've just been wondering about it today.

It would hurt, sure. But, to me, what would really be suffering is having to hammer your own nails in. I imagine it would get kind of difficult after you'd done both arms and a leg. That second leg would be pretty difficult to pin down, unless you had a really abnormal anatomy. You'd have to do it with your elbows or something.

And, yeah.

I'm an idiot.