... blong?

Yeah.





Hopefully now I'll be able to sneak the tablecloths and books on "Minerals and Gemstones" and the unforgettable "Existential Pleasures of Engineering" out of my room without someone putting them back in the middle of my floor.

We might also turn the new leanto into an Alpha Male Battle Arena. We'd be manly and flex our biceps and stuff, and talk about masculine things like beer and women, and how many times we'd farted that day. If that fails, I'll do it in my bedroom.

Anyway, onto the main topic of discussion, I found a tooth. It may be a wisdom tooth, but as I'm not actually sure what they are, it's probably just trying to cause me as much pain as possible by coming through ten years too late. At any rate it makes me wise, just like Rafiki. I might grow a beard and give people advice on tweed, and then whack hyenas around the head with a stick with orange coconuts on the end.

*whack!* "it's in the past." "Yeah, but it still hurts!" "ah yes, de past can hurt."



He is WISE.