... blong?

That's right, today I'm not going to make any jokes. Or even be remotely funny. I'm just going to babble for a while about my life, and you'll damn well read it, or else I shall sulk.

Hmm. So, today's been ok. I guess.

I got me my V ticket a couple of days ago, and my parents are refusing to pay for it. I'm gonna have to resort to prostitution.

Probably.

Lovely weather we've been having. Some interesting cumulo-nimbus formations, and even a spot of the old trans-atlantic wind coming into play.

Easter soon. Chocolate. Sounds like a deal.

I've been going out with the lovely Gracey-poos for a couple of weeks. I shall have metaphorical sex with her on Friday.

Probably.

I failed my mocks. Daddy says I have to do 30 hours revision per week until the exams.

Should be fun.

Possibly.

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The writing above is my sensible post.

The picture below is me being foolish with bubblewrap.



Oh, and I've given up on druidism. The climate's just not right.