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Tuesday, March 01, 2005
The angsty post
It had to come. You know it did.
There was always going to be a post where I moan.
So anyway, being the emotionally-charged angst-ridden teenager that I am, I was unhappy yesterday. Very unhappy. I felt like I was watching both Bambi and The Jungle Book at the same time. And Bambi's mum got shot at the same time as Mowgli thought Baloo had died.
Emofest or what? So, without further ado, I present to you:
How to be happy in 40 minutes.
Step #1: Get some cocoa with at least 20 spoons of sugar in. Heaped ones.
Step #2: Get yourself a duvet.
Step #3: Play Rolf Harris songs loudly until you're happy.
Worked for me.
Oh, further to this, I failed my Mechanics mock and had piratesex with Paul in Castle Park. But that's another story.
There was always going to be a post where I moan.
So anyway, being the emotionally-charged angst-ridden teenager that I am, I was unhappy yesterday. Very unhappy. I felt like I was watching both Bambi and The Jungle Book at the same time. And Bambi's mum got shot at the same time as Mowgli thought Baloo had died.
Emofest or what? So, without further ado, I present to you:
How to be happy in 40 minutes.
Step #1: Get some cocoa with at least 20 spoons of sugar in. Heaped ones.
Step #2: Get yourself a duvet.
Step #3: Play Rolf Harris songs loudly until you're happy.
Worked for me.
Oh, further to this, I failed my Mechanics mock and had piratesex with Paul in Castle Park. But that's another story.
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