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Today I shall be making fun of ethnic minorities.

That's right, it's parrt of my new positive discrimination plan. Next week it will be women, then homosexuals, then the elderly and disabled.

Seriously though, I don't get it. Equal rights and the such I agree totally with, but the whole we've-got-to-favour-minorities-or-we're-ignorant-pigs idea loses me completely. Where are the golden days of yore, when all the firemen in Fireman Sam laughed at the black fireman who was rubbish at being a fireman?

Bit of a pickle, eh? So what do you do about it? As usual in these situations, you blame the government. They're leading and encouraging this kind of spackery, plus they're also the nation's main source of bullshit these days, so it's a fairly safe bet anyway. Bloody democracy.

On another note, I've decided to turn all the Mr. Man books into a folk-pop fusion album. Just because I'm cool. The PGFs are also going to release our first album (sadly deficient in Mr. Men) in a month or so. If you don't buy it, you're a filthy smelly grunger and you don't wash often enough.

I've also decided, in my infinite wisdom, that all grungers are goths, all chavs are emo kids, and all punks are total gangstas (with an a, because they're too hardcore for "er" endings). I've therefore decided to scrap the lot, and bring back Mods and Rockers. I might shove the Victorian working classes in there too.

Now onto the main point. Dire Straits - Romeo and Juliet is the best song in existance. Look at these lyrics:

"All I do is miss you, and the way we used to be;
All I do is keep the beat, and bad company.
All I do is kiss you, through the bars of a rhyme.
Juliet I'd do the stars with you, anytime."

Now go and download it.

New blog layout and jazzy style is by Mike, because he's such a complete Victorian peasant. Ta much.